too bad you live with your parents still
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
How's work?
Spinning.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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