Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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