I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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