i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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