What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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