MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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