i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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