i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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