My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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