i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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