Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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