Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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