I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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