so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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