i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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