Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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