i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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