I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
