Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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