Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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