:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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