just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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