Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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