Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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