Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
