You're so nebulous sometimes
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Swine flu. Run for my life!
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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