YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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