Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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