so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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