I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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