just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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