PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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