I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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