is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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