yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Buhtt sex?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
