I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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