careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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