bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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