Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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