google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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