idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize