Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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