Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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