No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just want to make out with him forever
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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