His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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