tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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