Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
