I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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