And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
