Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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