erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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