I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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