My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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