Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
drinking out of a sandbucket again
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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