what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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