sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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