I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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