There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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